As an avid Judd Apatow fan the moment i heard this movie was going to be made i was shocked, not because it sounded like it was going to be the worst piece of crap spoof film ever mad, but because it was indeed parodying some of Judd Apatow’s greatest produced films. And, well, i wasn’t wrong at all because i finally did get around to watching this, and after sitting down and wasting that time (which i will never get back), i have to say this is indeed one of the worst mock-films i have ever seen.
You can view the trailer for the movie at the top, and read my review below.
The movie starts right away with less-than-funny opening titles: “Produced by some white guy”. “Writing by a one Black guy and one White guy”, “Acting by people who look like the people who aren’t in this movie, but are trying to be these people, who aren’t also jewish”.
We start right away trying to get to know the characters of the film – but of course if you have already seen ‘The 40-Year Old Virgin‘, ‘Knocked up‘, ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall‘ and ‘Superbad‘, then you would already know who all the characters are and who these people are trying to mock. I must admit though, some of these actors (if you can even call them that) do actually sound like characters, not all of them look like them, however, they do pull it off for what they’re trying to actually attempt here. They even have a fake Sarah Silverman right at the start doing stand-up comedy, which is obviously a rip-off of another Apatow movie ‘Funny People’.
The possibly only good thing about this movie is how quickly they get through the films, the pretty much fast-forward the storylines along and get to the shitty jokes… quickly. That still doesn’t make this a good film, whatsoever. Another alright thing is how they have at least tried to find locations that look like the films, i have to give them that, if nothing else.
But anyway, back to the film, just like in Superbad, McLovin (McAnal-Lovin in this film) goes to the liquor store to buy alcohol, but at the register it is a blind women who does stupid gags to notice that McLovin isn’t 21, and can’t buy alcohol, she grabs his nipples to predict his age for some reason. However, he just grabs the alcohol and runs off.
Now it’s time for the famous “Waxing Scene” from the 40 year old virgin, which of course Andy’s character does in this film too. It isn’t as funny as the proper film at all. It’s kind of pointless and stupid. They even got an unfunny Asian lady to do the waxing.
McAnal-Lovin is now in the cop car with Officer Slater and Michaels who are now replaces as an Asian and an African American cop. Parodying the Bad Boys franchise of Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. The cops are driving in the street not looking at the road as they hit oncoming people with the police car as they talk to McAnal-Lovin in the back. They tell McAnal-Lovin that he needs to be a badass, steal shit, kill people, and have sex with aas many women as he can.
Then a stupid scene starts like a Grand Theft Auto montage; The two cops have sex witha hooker, punch an old man, a guy walking in the street, a homeless man and then finally McAnal-Lovin stabs a Mexican guy. That’s where it gets inappropriate. They make a couple of Mexian jokes about “How you should never stab a Mexican because you will have the Cartel on your ass.” And yep, they were correct as Mexicans in a Ute chase after the cops.
Now we go to the speed dating scene, Andy gets called “Hannibal Nipples” by Seth, an old couple want to have sex with him and a Transgender is getting sexual towards him.
Back to the Mexicans chasing the cops some more. Next it cuts to Andy doing stand-up comedy in a club. No one is laughing, obviously.
A girl based on Mila kunis‘ character likes Andy’s act, she says that she finds him cute, she asks him out, she wants sex, he is shocked that a girl wants to actually have sex with him, they through a bunch of stupid Social Networking jokes around, a top 5 Myspace joke, and then she says that she got a job in Maui and she needs to leave.
Jonah and Seth are walking in the street, then they get chased by the Mexicans in the Ute also. So they run down the street as fast as they can. Now Edward from Twilight stops in front of Jay, he tells him to get in the car, Jay does that, awkwardly.
Andy is now in a bar and two twin girls want to have sex with him, but he doesn’t want to. Now a lame-fake flashback scene happens. Sarah (A cross between Leslie Mann and Sarah Marshall) meets andy, she tells him that she works for a TMZ like media company (Just like how Allison worked for E! in Knocked Up), she gets really drunk from drinking off a guys stomach, from a keg and she does some cocaine. She drives Andy home, but of course she spews on him, his lap, the window, the door, herself, and all around the car making it overload with spew. But also, her Vagina is driving the car.
Now we are on a Baseball field with the twilight gang, just like in the movie. Edwards family are preparing for a game of baseball with Michael Cara based character, but in fact they’re not going to be playing baseball all, what they’re actually doing is lighting their farts on fire in the middle of a thunderstorm.
Jonah is walking in the street buy himself, but he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger gives Jonah a brown paper bag of Condoms and Cookies and tells Jonah that if he wants alcohol he has to go into a house on the other side of the street. Jonah goes into the house and in fact he is caught in the middle of the show ‘To Catch a Predator’ and is being accused of being a predator. He runs outside and is tackled right away by two police officers.
Andy is now in his bathroom wiping the spew from Sarah’s face. She is trying to kiss him but he is spraying all types of mouth wash, cleaner and stuff in her mouth. She tells Andy to meet her in his room as she walks out. Andy is sitting in the kitchen as Seth comes in, He starts singing the song “Milkshake by Kelis” but he is talking the lyrics rather than actually singing them as Andy has no idea what he is talking about.
The two cops fall asleep while driving as the do a massive burnout. McAnal-Lovin gets out of the car to go look for a toilet. He opens an out-house and the Verizon guy walks out of it trying to get reception. McAnal-Loving sits in the toilet as Mexicans come out of nowhere trying to shoot at him.
Sarah is now pregnant, it of course isn’t Andy’s as she was having sex with a Black guy while she was blindfolded thinking it was Andy. She is having an argument accusing Andy while Seth is rubbing her breasts from behind. Seth leaves. Sarah is now threatening Andy telling him that she is going to kill the baby, so she starts smoking, smokes a bong, drinks lots of alcohol but the baby hits her in the head with the glass bottle. Sarah Leaves.
Jonah is now in the back of another police car. They stop off at the police station. McAnal-Lovin is in the back of a car also, right next to Jonah. Jonah gets out and enters McAnal-Lovin’s car.
Andy is now in Maui, he see’s Mila kunis base character, the two of them set up a date while two guys are stealing Andy’s stuff in his bag. Andy walks to his room and sees Sarah, she is now has a huge baby bump, Aldious Snow is now there kissing Sarah, they both walk into a room.
Andy is now on a date, he gets friendzoned by the Mila kunis character, however, they go to his room and kiss. She then stops him.
Cut to a shitty segment with Doctor Phil and Sarah (still) accusing Andy of being the father. They do some dodgy DNA test and it proves that Andy isn’t the father. Then Sarah and Mila character have UFC-style fight. Andy walks out.
Andy is now walking on the beach and meats Yoda who is also a virgin.
Andy is now at the front desk, he has taken down all of Mila’s sexual photos off the walls, bars, toilets, etc. Andy says he loves her, etc. Andy tells her that he is a virgin and they kiss.
Sarah is now giving birth, first the verizon guy comes out of her, followed by a baby boy, another baby who belongs to Seth, another baby who belongs to another guy and finally an Asian baby who belongs to the Doctor.
Andy is now in his bed with Mila and they have sex. But because Andy is a virgin and all that sperm building up, he sends her out of the window killing her.
The end.
What a load of crap this movie was. The only reason i am actually giving it a 1 is because i actually sat down and watched it.
1 out of 5.